Dak Prescott & Ezekiel Elliott Spotted Buying Penis Squirt Guns Together At Store


We’re not sure if this counts as teammate bonding, but it’s definitely something.

Dallas Cowboys stars Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott were spotted in Shorty’s Market in Key West, Florida on Friday night buying a bunch of penis squirt guns and bringing them to nearby bar/nightclub, Rick’s Bar.

The two were along side some Cowboys offensive lineman, making those lineman the second most offensive thing behind Zeke rocking a dong in the strap of his fanny pack later that night.


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